WHAT IF....

This short article is about what i think of some random thoughts..


What if heaven and hell does not exists. Umm thats SCARY..! Well, if both doesn't exists we'll be LOST.. haha. The question is, where do we go after this life? religion taught us to belive, but no one knows for sure. So im not gonna sit n wait till i die to find out. i am gonna enjoy and POP bottles of champaign every chance i get. Well, to be on safe side, just in case if there is heaven or hell, i am not gonna be worried too much, coz i think im in the rite path. That's what i think anyway!




What if the Moon orbited earth abit faster or slower than earth rotates, well, if faster than the moon will slowly and surely collide with our planet one day. and if the moon orbited earth abit slower, than it will slowly be pushed away from earth. Take a second and think where the earth will be without the moon. so, the conclusion is , we are DAMN LUCKY...!




What if there are no indians around, well i think there will be very less culture in the whole of south east asia,especially in malaysia, because, from what i know most of the malaysian culture are actually originated from india. for example, all styles of dance in south east asia was originated from the indian dance. This is just what i think, so no offence k..




What if the Sumerians were rite, if thats the case then we all be the descended of slaves that was created and domesticated by aliens as primitive workers for gold mining somewhere in south east africa. I hope thats not true, but i guess we'll never know.




What if Singapore is still under Malaysia, i am sure that the NEW ECONOMIC POLICIES 'NEP' wont exists therefore eliminate all the race base politics in Malaysia.




What if James Bond was an Asian, i am pretty sure they would call him RAJINI KHAN. haha.




What if Malaysia wasn't a racist country, umm.. we could see much much more non-bumis in local Universities i guess... again, no offence k.




What if Sir Isaac Newton didn't discover gravity, we'll still be living in a FLAT world. if you know what i mean.



What if they stop blaming the West for everything, they would probably find that most of the problem starts from East. Since i was a boy, Malaysian always want to boycott the west especially USA, i dont know why.. maybe its in our blood. But the question here is, What if USA boycott us, im sure that malaysia will go bankrupt. Im not supporting the west, all im saying is that we must stop being hypocrite..

My view on who is The worst serial killer ever...

Number one in my list is a guy name Behram. He was the leader of the Thugee cult in india, which he was responsible for the deaths of up to 2 milion people. umm, if you calculate thats the same as kiling per person everyday from the day you were born until u are 5464 years old. CRAZY ar..! but dun worry, at his trial, he was only found guilty of personally killing 931 people between 1790 - 1830.

Second is Countess Erszebet Bathory(1560-1614). Yup, its a she..! haha. she was alleged to have murdered between 300-650 girls in the belief that by drinking their boold it would prevent her from ageing.

3. Henry Lee Lucas. Lucas admitted to 360 murders, many which was committed with his partner in crime ottis toole.

4. Pedro Alonso Lopez nicknamed the "monster of the andes" probably murdered at lesat 300 people in colombia, ecuador, peru.

5. Luis Alfredo Garavito. Garavito confessed to 189 murders. He was sentenced to 835 years in prison.

All i can say is, What a crazy world we live in..! just Remember to always watch your back..

Pz Out.

World tallest Tree..

Until recently a coast redwood at Montgomery State Reserve, California at 112.01 m, was considered the record holder, but it has been overtaken by a recent discovery, the so-called "stratoshere giant" redwood of 117.8 m in the Rockefeller Forest, Humboldt Redwood State Park, California.
Do you know that the location of the tree is kept secret to protect it from illegal activity and tourist. Are we that bad..? i hope not..!
Anyway, Australia once claimed a 150 m eucalyptus tree at Watts River, Victoria, but the tallest surviving example, is in the Styx Forest, Tasmania, just about 91.6 m tall.

Song of the Elements

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminium, selenium and hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium and nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium and iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium and lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium and gold and protractinium and indium and gallium and iodine and thoriun and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium and boran, gadolinium, niobium, iridium and strontium and silicon and silver and samrium and bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium.

There's holmium and helium, and hafnium and erbium and phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium and manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, dysprosium and scandium and cerium and caesium and lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium, palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium and tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium and cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulphur, californium, and fermium, berkelium. And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium. And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium and chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard and there may be many others, but they haven't been discovered.

By TOM LEHRER.